*Dances forward crotch first* OH BABY! Add in beer and we’ve got the perfect threesome.
Add in some post-coital smokes and I’m there!
*sniffles* It’s like we’re meant to be!
I wanna find that anon and thank em’ personally.
‘Cause damn *looks you up and down approvingly*
Oh! We can call out our name as much as we want..work through the Kama Sutra alphabetically…try those lil’ tricks we learned from De Sade *wink*
Wait a minute. You know what will happen *frown*
We’ll get all caught up in the fun, forget the time and BAM- you’re a dude.
Not going through that again Bro.
“Oh-hooooo ye-ahhhhh…. Wait... FUCK.”
“OKAY LOOK, I WAS REALLY DRUNK AND I THOUGHT IF WE STARTED THE TWINS WOULD JOIN RIGHT IN. IT MADE TOTAL LOGICAL SENSE AT THE TIME.”
THEY JUST STARTED VOMITING. THEN YOU TURNED INTO A SNAKE.
Not our finest hour Bro *shudder*
“But snakes are a phallic symbol! It was sexy! What straight chick doesn’t love a throbbing python?!? And I guess it was the beer talkin’ but I thought they were just really big Exorcist fans!”
To be fair- I thought so too, till’ they both ran off that cliff.
Oh man. That’s when the shit really started…you daring me to turn into a raptor, then laughing ‘cause I couldn’t jack you off with ma tiny arms.
Found the cheerleader who filmed it though- made sure she won’t spread it around *wink*