Been stuck in this waiting room too darn long, and lemme tell you- there’s only so many ways you can find to scratch your balls and grab asses before a ghoul like me gets bored.
- SO I thought I’d open up here for a question or two *grin*
Fire away"
ask-beetlejuice replied to your post: Too bad we hate each other and I was with Lydia…
*Dances forward crotch first* OH BABY! Add in beer and we’ve got the perfect threesome.Add in some post-coital smokes and I’m there!
*sniffles* It’s like we’re meant to be!
I wanna find that anon and thank em’ personally.
‘Cause damn *looks you up and down approvingly*
Oh! We can call out our name as much as we want..work through the Kama Sutra alphabetically…try those lil’ tricks we learned from De Sade *wink*
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Wait a minute. You know what will happen *frown*
We’ll get all caught up in the fun, forget the time and BAM- you’re a dude.
Not going through that again Bro.
“Oh-hooooo ye-ahhhhh…. Wait... FUCK.”
“OKAY LOOK, I WAS REALLY DRUNK AND I THOUGHT IF WE STARTED THE TWINS WOULD JOIN RIGHT IN. IT MADE TOTAL LOGICAL SENSE AT THE TIME.”
THEY JUST STARTED VOMITING. THEN YOU TURNED INTO A SNAKE.
Not our finest hour Bro *shudder*
“But snakes are a phallic symbol! It was sexy! What straight chick doesn’t love a throbbing python?!? And I guess it was the beer talkin’ but I thought they were just really big Exorcist fans!”
To be fair- I thought so too, till’ they both ran off that cliff.
Oh man. That’s when the shit really started…you daring me to turn into a raptor, then laughing ‘cause I couldn’t jack you off with ma tiny arms.
Found the cheerleader who filmed it though- made sure she won’t spread it around *wink*
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HAAA i jus’ made that shit up. I can’t remember much after the snake. I sent our love in the form of a plague o’ spiders...
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