Ask Uncle B

Anonymous asked: M!A: Tell Lydia how you REALLY feel about her! (evil laugh)

NO NO NO NONO…..*magic-anon kicks in*

*cracks knuckles*

Lil’ Deetz. They want me to tell you how I really feel about you *sneer*

Probably expectin’ me to ‘fess up to really lovin’ you or some crap.

So I’ll just spell out the facts. I spend a lot’a time thinking about you. And I have l a lot’a time.

You’re probably the only livin’ lady in the world who ain’t scared of me. Colour me impressed.

I’ll upturn the universe to find you. You’re my ‘Big Fish’- the one that got away- and my pride is raw.

When you said you had a lover- I wanted to tear his heart out. You’re mine damn it.

*bangs head on wall *

MAKE IT STOP. I’LL GRANT YOU WISHES OR SOME SHIT.